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pants

devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.

by fatninjaporker January 30, 2011

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pants

A place to put all kinds of electronic wizz-flash gadgets.

Quiddity, what is that down your pants?

by Rani June 17, 2002

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pants

The one article of clothing you can live without. like in the supermarket.

Have any of you seen my pants?

by the ph1l0s0ph3r May 16, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pants

opposite of beef, a card that is exceptionally useless

"Ah man, that card is pants!"

by Miraron February 19, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pants

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

by KITTEH July 31, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


pants

An article of clothing that Colin Farrell seriously needs to take off.

"Oh Colin, take off your pants for me!"

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 28, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž