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A party photographer. This artist documents people, usually young privileged white kids, and their wild lifestyles. Classic photographers who fit this category are Larry Clark, director of KIDS. A contemporary artist would be the Cobrasnake.
The preferred format for this type of photography is digital, while polaroid appeals to a more specific/pretentious genre of wild lifers. Also, the portfolio's of wild-life photographers are usually their facebook pages.
Me: My friend Kara is an avid wild-life photographer
You: Oh, I didn't know she photographed animals
Me: She's doesn't photograph animals, she photographs PARTY ANIMALS!
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The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
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The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.
"I have a photographic butt memory."
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A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
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An Asian york school student by the name of Josh. He spends his time taking poorly shot photos and eating dogs.
You remind me of Josh, a skinny scrub photographer!
The facebook-inspired phrase for when you like something. A lot. If it were a photo, you'd want to be all over that.
Hey gurl, I just got tickets to see Jay-Z and Kanye West.
Gurl, tag me in that photograph!
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An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.
Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'
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