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A party photographer. This artist documents people, usually young privileged white kids, and their wild lifestyles. Classic photographers who fit this category are Larry Clark, director of KIDS. A contemporary artist would be the Cobrasnake.
The preferred format for this type of photography is digital, while polaroid appeals to a more specific/pretentious genre of wild lifers. Also, the portfolio's of wild-life photographers are usually their facebook pages.
Me: My friend Kara is an avid wild-life photographer
You: Oh, I didn't know she photographed animals
Me: She's doesn't photograph animals, she photographs PARTY ANIMALS!
The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.
"I have a photographic butt memory."
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
An Asian york school student by the name of Josh. He spends his time taking poorly shot photos and eating dogs.
You remind me of Josh, a skinny scrub photographer!
The facebook-inspired phrase for when you like something. A lot. If it were a photo, you'd want to be all over that.
Hey gurl, I just got tickets to see Jay-Z and Kanye West.
Gurl, tag me in that photograph!
An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.
Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'