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beta with 0 self awareness
:I'm such a sigma male"
Said John, who had no hoes, lived in his parent's basement, thought he was a stock market wizard with his 1 gamestop stock (which he bought after it peaked), no life, and no future.
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In the immortal words of Adam Savage:
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
They exist to subvert social norms often exhibiting strange or demeaning behavior in the eyes of society, but in their own minds the actions exist as a means to an end. They do not care about social ostracism and frequently are alone, don’t engage with relationships and prefer it to stay that way. They are surrounded by an air of superiority and tend to be the top dog in their own world, but in the eyes of others they are loud, inconsiderate, secluded and awkward. And that’s okay in their mind. As long as they believe they are on top, the methodology does not matter.
Girl :”UGH! He smells like shit!. He must be a sigma male.”
Girl 2: “He leaked confidence out of every pore! Look at his swagger, his style-“
Girl 1: “AND THE LARGE ODOR CLOUD OF SHIT!”
Girl 2:” He looks wealthy. I want to ask him out!”
Girl 2 goes to the guy.
Gurl2: “want to go to the park one day?”
Sigma male: “I do not want a girlfriend. All it will do is distract me from my ultimate plan…*monologues for five minutes straight*
…and sell off all my cum socks to the black marker.”
Girl 2: *walks away absolutely appalled.*
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The answer to the question: "What happens when you combine an unrealistic idea of manhood with an insecure male midwit in an environment in which feminism has won the culture wars?" These men combine the worst parts of maleness (compulsive need to dominate weaker people, overall rapey vibes) with the worst parts of femaleness (moronic spirituality, manipulativeness). Luckily, they give off such strong "I'm a sad loser" signals that they're easy to avoid.
As an aside, this type of man serves a valuable role in prisons, because he's unlikely to kick up a fuss about being fucked in the ass. He's the type of person who deludes himself that "the prison bitch is the sigma to the ass-raper alpha". He serves as a receptacle for male sexuality, and he can also help in a fight if he has to. This helps keep the peace among lifers.
Person A: George meditates and says mantras for an hour before he goes to the college bar to hit on drunk teens.
Person B: Yeah, that's because someone who runs a Sigma Male YouTube channel told him he should do that.
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Introverted alpha bro, and usually your roommate who hates everyone in the town he now lives in because he rarely goes outside, yet has many concrete opinions on things he's never experienced. "I dont need anyone else. I only need myself," type beat. However, they moms give them boxes of food and work 10-20 hours a week. Not all sigma males are silver platter, though.
Their romance relationships are short lived since they rarely see past the bridge of their nose. Will stand in your doorway and monotonely talk about culturally appropriating a native Peruvian tribe for aesthetic purposes only, and will tell you to take 5ml of crab salt and lake soot with your protein shakes because Joe Rogan made an ad for it. Then proceeds to take meth molly after his DMT trip. These mf think this is creative mode, while we all playing on survival.
My roommate just got back from an ayahuasca trip, and he will NOT stop listening to Joe Rogan. He also bought some raw sheep hide on etsy after he found out he's 0.08% Peruvian from Ancestry.com. His Toyota Tacoma plates say Cali and I'm worried about whether his mom is coming to drop off his food today because he hasn't turned on the blender in over 5 hours. He's soooo Sigma male.
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Someone (typically a man) who does not wipe after pooping.
"Tom is crying on the floor with dry shit on his ass, he must be a sigma male"
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A jack of all traits, A sigma male is generally a loner, a flexible motherfucker, doesn't like democracy
Aka syntomy
Reject Democracy, Be a Sigma Male
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