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Shrek is HELLA HOT, MY DUDE! Would you smash, I'd for SURE smash that! He is dummy thicc and fine af, just look at his green sexy bald head, and those big manly hands. Mmm yeah.
Papi Shrek fisted me good last night.
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The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word ืฉืจืขืง (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
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When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.
This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!
person 1: oh god
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a beautiful, youthful, green, goddess who is accompanied by a majestic donkeh.
omg you look like shrek
oh thanks ig
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Core blimey What a moose I have absolutely shrekked that spanner in that baby
Shrek is a green oger but he has skill and big biceps and he is strong
"What are you doing in my swamp"-shrek-1549