butter existence

a girl whom would be cute, except for absolutely everything that defines her being.

Wow, that girl was incredible butter existence. Thank God I never have to see her again.

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Dookie Butter

The frothy, yet spreadable, nutricious butter that comes from the booty after a night of freakiness.

My dookie butter was all up on that shit! Prepare for the second coming!!!

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cunny butter

(n.) Vaginal secretions during sexual intercourse.

Dude, I met this chick who just gushes cunny butter all the time, even whenever we have foreplay!

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buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

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Butter Face

Butter Face: A woman that has a way sexy body that at times, can compensate for a less attractive face.

Although being a butter face anne had a way bangin' sexy ass body and crrrrraved intimacy!

so, i pounded her relentlessly...

:-)

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pink butter

The female equivalent of nob cheese

I went down on her, and there was pink butter everywhere!

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baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

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