Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.

Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."

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cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

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Fluff piece of Cotton Candy

It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.

1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?

cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

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the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.

Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

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Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

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cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

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