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A smelly old ass holes who is a white male republican who support Donald Trump.
Oh my God, look at all of those trumpets over there.
A GIF of the famous Skeleton Trumpet meme. doot doot
Hermkie: yo look at this cool "skeleton trumpet gif" i found!
the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well
ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop
After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"
British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.
"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."
"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"
A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.
I'm such a Not Timmy Trumpet, my skills are no where near his. Timmy's a legend.
Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there
Trumbonist: It's a trombone.
Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!