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Windows ME

Microsoft's software building in 2000 that is most useless pile of crap ever installed on a computer. It is so useless that it is easier to train a dog to speak mandarin then to use Windows ME. It will lead to stress, frustration, anger for wasting your money and in extreme cases a pie in Bill Gates face. It is so complicated and unstable that the writers of the idiots guide to Windows ME eventually gave up writing it, because even they couldn't figure it out

Windows ME is a piece of turd,
In mathematical terms Windows ME= mindfuck

Building SERN is easier than using Windows ME

by yourfacemakesmewanttopuke December 5, 2011

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journey window

When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...

"Hey Garrett did you just open the journey window?"
"Yeah bro."

by JJ long slong July 31, 2017

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Windows pain

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021

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windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

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Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

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window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out.

by Ann Onimuous December 3, 2003

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windows

arnaudt's best friend (together with Matrix)

Wow, I got Windows longhowwwwn beta 10093762.92736.4718962 M5 build!!!!! I'll go watch the Matwwwwwix again!!!

by Dubya May 31, 2003

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