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losers who listen to their parents when they tell them propaganda about drugs, sex and alcohol. people who dont know how to have a good time, usually are much more boring than the majority of people. mainly consists of social outcasts, and are often the laughing stock of popular kids who socialize and have lives. the men are generally afraid of vagina's and women secretly finger themselves to the thought of nick jonas. search up "pussy" for an alternate definition of straight edges. being very religious people, they tend to shun away anyone who questions or does not beleive in their religion, which is usually maintream western religions like christianity or catholism, judging first, asking questions later. often they think they're better than drug users and drinkers, but youll never find them off their computer actually socializing, cause everyone else is drinking and they dont wanna be apart of the excitement. they're usually the result of alcoholic parents, determined not to fall in the footsteps of their elders. they put X's on their arms because they think having this 'mysterious' letter on their body will make up for the fact that they are drop dead boring and very annoying to be around. close to no one wants to hang out with them, and the only people that can stand them are other straight edges and their parents. they say they dont need drugs to have fun, but they tend to stay home on a friday night rather than actually going out.
Kevin: sup you wanna hit the bar on friday?
Alisha: no way, im a straight edge, dont try to tempt me with your evil poisons, you horrid drug abuser!
Kevin: hahahhahah, good luck with that faggot.
Alisha: im just gunna stay home and listen to christian rock and watch disney movies all night. hugs not drugs!
Kevin: did you know alisha is a straight edge?
Darrell: hah what a fucking social outcast. how more boring could you get?
Kevin: i know right? id rather be dead than straight edge
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given proper identity from hardcore punk band minor threat, straight edge will not take drugs or alcohol.
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also often known to listen to "hardcore" music. but not actual original hardcore such as the cro-mags, black flag, the germs etc. hardcore used by these fuck wit straight edgers is just screaming and bands who think they are tough just because they grew up on the streets
im so straight edge i will go to the pub and drink coca cola.
im going to a gig to punch thin air and do spinning kicks.
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When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.
Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"
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When you’re having a conversation with someone you’re eager to talk to, but they are taking long to respond. The same goes for build up in a conversation, only for no resolution about the topic you wanted to discuss.
“I really enjoy talking to Jim, but he always takes forever to respond”
“Oh, you mean conversational edging?”
“EXACTLY!”
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A fat milf that isn't a milf that complains if the joint dont have a filter🤫.
The Reafin Edge is such a princess.
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An honorable gentleman who gets mischievous by edging his muse, teasing her with a good time, excitement, surprises, etc. Could be in a sexual context or not.
Him: I got you something...
Her: Oooo lala! What is it?
Him: Can't answer this...too many hints will give it away.
Her: Ugh...you damn edge lord <3
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People who are straight-edge listen to hardcore music and abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
Look at those straight-edge pussies hardcore dancing over there like bumbling fucking idiots.
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