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when a guy fills up a girls belly button with his load
Hill pulled out and blew all over Aaron's stomach and gave him a nice lake placid.
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The act of trying to con a referee into awarding a penalty or free kick, witnessed by hundreds of thousands at Premier League grounds on a weekly basis. Particularly used when the incident is performed in an over-dramatised fashion
"Did you see that Drogba giving it a swan lake again at Stamford Bridge? The defender hardly touched him."
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a lake made completely of the dead corpse of swans
person one: aw man i just drove into swan lake
person two: aww jeez..as if those swans weren't dead enough
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An amazing town in the NY suburbs in Northern New Jersey, Bergen County. Everyone has an amazing house except for the people "across the tracks" who live in dumps. All of us go to camp in the summer upstate and have bitchy but hot friends that live in westchester or long island. Most of us are named Jordan, Brad, Leah, and Tori. We all have BMWs by the time we're 16 and love going to bar mitzvahs on weekends. We all sport our sweatshirts from the latest bar mitzvahs. Bloomingdales and Nordstrom are the ONLY damn places the girls shop. Guys dont give a crap what they look like as like as they get completely wasted at the next upcoming party. Woodcliff Lake is 90% Jewish, 7% Chrisitian and like 3% Asian. We go to Pascack Hills with "Montvalers" who think threyre hot shit because they all live in 2 room shacks next to lumber yards and Dunkin Donuts. Also close to Hillsdale, which is a redneck infested hellhole and River Vale, a semi crappy town home to baseball playing uber guidos where every house looks the same. Many of us live in huge houses on Blueberry Hill near the temple and love to brag about it to camp friends and newbies at school.
Jared: Oh hey Rachel who's this?
Rachel: This is Rusty, he's from Montvale.
Jared: Oh, you must live in that one room apartment above the pizza shop right?
Rusty: Naw, i actually live in a trailer behind the landfill.
Rachel: Yeah, it's not easy to compete with living in 6 bedroom mansion on the Hill with a Jacuzzi on the roof in Woodcliff Lake.
Jared: Hey you guys let's go in my new BMW 3 series to the booze party next to my house on Blueberry.
Rachel: Yea!
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Lake City is full of the raddest assed rednecks, the best agriculture class in all of florida (we have awards), also had a bad ass punk scene around 2006, but everyone went shit faced nuts and now the scene sucks.
you have to have an imagination to live here or you'll die of boredom.
person 1: so did you go to that show?
person 2: yea it was at msc drunk trey ran over someone but didn't get in trouble because his dads the mayor
person 1: ah cool
lake city is a tiny town, and we don't want you comin round
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A movie with a couple of cock suckers fuck a crocadile.
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when someone drinks 200 ounces of liquid in one day, holds in the pee, and then pees on a hot girls tittys with so much pee that it looks like a little lake. Then you shit on the piss/titty lake and proceed to fuck the shit out of the girl with your face buried in the lake titicaca
that dude just did a lake titicaca
That is both hot and gross
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