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A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.
I haven't talked to Panda in a while.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.
Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.
Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.
When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.
Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?
When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.
Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.
a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders
most illegal immigrants are red mexicans
the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.
i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik
When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.
Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.