The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.
After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.
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βThe condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,
Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.
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a disease that makes u forget things
patient: i forgor π
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor π
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor π
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A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!
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A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.
She's totally got sleaze disease.
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A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
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when pavlo coughed into the mic and gave me a disease of stds
pavlo disease - a mic trasmitted disease
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