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blanket disease

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Gherkinson's Disease

β€ŽThe condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

by mottman March 7, 2012

2690πŸ‘ 5940πŸ‘Ž


Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor πŸ’€
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor πŸ’€
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor πŸ’€

by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


sleaze disease.

A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.

She's totally got sleaze disease.

by Macey Penny October 28, 2007

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diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 11, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pavlo disease

when pavlo coughed into the mic and gave me a disease of stds

pavlo disease - a mic trasmitted disease

by reegan. September 21, 2020

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