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blanket disease

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.

After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.

by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005


Gherkinson's Disease

โ€ŽThe condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,

Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.

by mottman March 07, 2012


skin disease

Skin Desease- A person who irritates you so much, your soul feels irritated

Diana you're such a skin disease

by BRabbitt October 15, 2015


Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor ๐Ÿ’€
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor ๐Ÿ’€
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor ๐Ÿ’€

by fat yoshi is concerned August 03, 2021


diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 11, 2010


sleaze disease.

A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.

She's totally got sleaze disease.

by Macey Penny October 28, 2007


Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012