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To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist
When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.
Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!
Having a poo
I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive
The act of procrastination by jerking off.
How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back
"Squeezing ween".
A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.
The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.