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When you have no weed left and you're really desperate you can cop for X amount of weed. (normally a set->7)
Copping for 7 is the action of letting a police officer touch your penis with a single index finger for a preset amount of time agreed among the two parties in return for marijuana.
Normally a 1 second touch is equal to a gram , therefore 7 seconds equals 7 grams, but this is subject to change as inflation rises and weed prices vary.
To signal an officer the buyer normally puts his arm up and lifts an index finger showing that they are up to cop.
In rare events police officers will ask people if they would like to cop for some weed but this is rare seeing as cops want to keep the weed they've confiscated all day to themselves
yo man were outta weed we're gonna have to cop for 7
Fuck! that cop fucked me, he gave me 3gs and he was copping for at least 20 seconds
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A cop who portrays themself as a victim of anti-cop bias but in reality made the story up for sympathy & attention bc they are a loser LARPing as a tough guy.
My aunt sent me the news story about the cop whose coffee cup was labeled “Pig” at Starbucks so I had to tell her he was a Milkshake Cop who was trying to get a trans barista fired.
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not good enough to be "bacon" so a rent a cop is classified as "SPAM"
Hey dude, look! There's Destry. Let's yell at him. HEY SPAM!
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When ridin dirty, the car in front of you speeding faster than you, so you won't get caught first.
1st Person: Yo! You're going like 50 over the speed limit!!!
2nd Person: Nah, it's ok. See that car up there, it's my cop bait.
1st person: Smart one!!
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TV shows aka series about police using science and computers to hunt criminals. Usually made by people outrageously ignorant of science or computers to the point of not even googling their shit, as proven by Cracked.com(caused by applectomy?).
Me and my brother were reading Cracked.com article titled "8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology".
I: Newer cop shows still can't get close to reality, I seen a corpse's closed eyes react to camera flash in The Wire, first shot of 2nd episode.
Brother: o_O Whyyyyyy?! Every lame half-noob can do flashes digitally for free in seconds.
I: Nothing like a baffling fail at faking a corpse in a cop show. :/
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Only applicable in states where it is illegal to use a cell phone while driving. The act of dropping one's telephone, mid-sentance, as to avoid a ticket.
"-Say again, I didn't catch the end of that.
-Oh, sorry, I am in the car and had to cop drop."
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to grab someones ass or possibly breasts when they are in a crowded area so they dont no who did it and they cant yell at you if they figure out it was you. good for both men and women to do.
come on ppl u havent done this b4?
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