i-95

Devil's Highway. 'Nuff said.

If you haven't gotten into an accident, or seen an accident on I-95, you're not human.

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i nutted

when you cum in a girl and you scream ooof

A: ooof!!! oops i nutted.
B: YOU DID WHAT???!!!

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I-495

Interstate 495 is the 64 mile stretch of highway that was developed in a dishonest attempt to provide a limited access road for the Capital Region area. Widely known as the “Capital Beltway”, “The Beltway”, or simply “Satan’s Lube Hole”, this 64 mile stretch of Interstate Highway provides the Maryland, Virginia, and Washington D.C. populations an area to abandon their most supremely inept and inconsiderate vehicle operators. Although it cannot be determined if Satan’s Lube Hole, or I-495, was created by an actual engineer (or someone in the proximity to possessing an education), Satan’s Lube Hole features both left and right bias exits, abrupt lane shifts, and indefinite construction changing the configuration weekly. Although design standards don’t require curves at specific distances in the alignment of an Interstate highway, the southern portion of Satan’s Lube Hole features an incoherent series of curves that appears as if the alleged designer simply said “Screw it”. This can be seen to force the flow of traffic from approximately 55mph to 40mph, and any bystander will every left lane traveling Minivan, Prius, automatic convertible 3-series, breaking with the skill of an aborted Jackalope.

"Man, It took me three hours to get through Satan's Lube Hole today; one way even!"

" 'Satan's Lube Hole'? You mean I-495?"

"Yep, good ol' 495."

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I should

Most popular phrase from January 1 to January 31. Usually followed up by a
'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.

I should probably (work out more, stop smoking, eat healthier, stop spending so much money, help the needy, get a job, build a rocket, become an astronaut) this year

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I ship it

when you imagine two people being good together in a relation(ship)

man hailey and dakota would be so cute, ye i ship it

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but i like it

"but i like it"
is an answer to any inquisitive question or command about or to stop what you are doing
Plus, can be followed by many other phrases answering the "why?" question
Por ejemplo:

P1: Stop touching me!
P2: But I like it
P1: Why
P2: Because it feels nice
P1: Yeah but seriously why
P2: Because it makes me tingle with anticipation

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where was I

An exclamation in the middle of a senior moment, when the geezer discovers that he no longer remembers what he was talking about.

"So I said to the President, look here you whipper-snapper, I have an onion on my belt and... and... wait, where was I?"

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