happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
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adverb

de·pressed
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adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.

"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."

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artist's depression

The emtion that is felt everyday because you are an artist and when no one in the world realizes your true genuis.I get it all the time.

Peron #1:Whats a matter with Tom?
Person #2:He's an artist.
Person #1.(shakes head) Artist's depression.

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clinical depression

Depression that doctors actually care about.

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.

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Inbreeding depression

1.) The lowered overall fitness of a population due to reproduction between closely related individuals, thereby lowering heterozygosity in the population and allowing deleterious alleles to be expressed.

2.) The crushing guilt that follows fucking your sister.

Inbreeding depression is a serious risk in small populations.

Pseudo-Depression

When someone says they’re depressed but aren’t and are just looking for depression

Yeet I have pseudo-depression

senior depression

When you realize, as a senior in high school, that you are leaving behind everyone and everything you loveand everything you know to enter a new and scary world you aren't prepared for

The graduating senior looked around at his friends and he suddenly got hit by senior depression.

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."