Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly

“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”

mad moist

mad cool, really cool

Friend 1: YO U SAW DAT. Friend 2:YEAH DAT WAS MAD MOIST

Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

thunder moist

danny devito

Ah, the hit Disney film, Hercules, featuring Thunder Moist

Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.

Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"