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When someone has generally no close on and/or is very very open and has absolutely no one near him/her
Briggs is butt naked open .
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A phrase used
a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.
b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.
c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!
Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?
Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!
Hot Chick: BBQ?
Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?
Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
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what you call a girl when you dont know her name
Aren't you going to prom with whats-her-butt?
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When someone is just being a total rookie, they're being butt munch mcgee. someone trying to be cool and just making a scene.
Did you guys see butt munch mcgee trie to jump that fire hydrant and hit his nuts.
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Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.
An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.
The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?
B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.
A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?
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This term is coined to describe a person, who,
will bite off your asscheek, maybe literally, maybe figuratively, but almost always, demonstratably, for the money you have in your wallet, if not your wallet (with your ID and credit cards inside), and/or whatever else they want to drain from you, like, your lifeblood or your eternal soul, or your entire being.
Usually this term might be used to define a little sister or brother, or even a friend or acquaintance, who is just an annoying little sexually-active kind of fucker who retaliates aginst you with a lasting impression when you stand up to them and their shit, and leaves the victim needing considerable time to heal, plot revenge against, and, definitely, warn others against apporaching said danger.
More specifically, this term is used in dealing with someone who, after having some kind of realtionship with(possibly sexual), will break it off (more like 'stick it in and break it off')from you, leaving you psychologically imbalanced and needing contact with said person to rebalance, only to be rebuffed, constantly with disdainful and dismissive words, actions, and demeanor, making you wait for days and years on end for the rare, if ever, occurence of them making contact with you when they want something, usually financially draining, and psychologically disturbing.
Avoid persons of these types at all costs. Failure to heed to warnings from friends and family, will cause acute psychological trauma, that may take years to heal.
one of the signs that you may be dealing with persons of these types is when they reply to you when asked if they want to do something is the phrase...
"Well, I'll just have to see if I feel like it...."
if that person utters that phrase at you, then, Danger, Will Robinson! Take Immediate evasive action! head for the hills and make sure you got your wallet with you! Person is radioactive in a wannabe non-chalant kinda way. Person may be a sociopath who feeds off of the energy of frustration you exert on them. They will drain you dry!
And if you're broke, thank your lucky stars, they may just drop you, and if that happens, RUN LIKE HELL, don't calmly walk away...even though they dont want you around, and act like it...they still got the tractor beams working overdrive on your brain, even though they may or may not realize it (as if they really cared.)
some variants - But Mun Cho, asian variant
- Bert Muncho, male variant
- IRS, America's perrenial variant especially
around April 15
- other variants to numerous to list.
Back off Larry, that girl you dig a Butt Munching Ho.
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The act of pouring vinegar in a bunghole amd pounding it.
I got a bottle of vinegar and poured it in her bunghole and started pounding it like a fresh field in India. We had hot vinegar butt sex.
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