when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.
The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.
The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends
Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house
The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!
No way you are insane how did you find one??
When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.
Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway
The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!