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Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017


Sock puppet

If you own a sock puppet you are Ruth a 5 year old or a ...........special human/ pedo

Sock puppet

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020


Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.

"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"

by ITGRF May 13, 2013


Sock puppet

(Noun)
A phone accessory that helps you take better photos, holds your phone better, and works as a stand. AKA PopSockets

I dropped my phone but the sock puppet on the back kept it from breaking

by Jezij January 6, 2019


Sock puppet

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her

Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023


Burn puppet

A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.

The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.

by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024


white puppet

An individual of Caucasian origin who moves to China to begin a career as an entertainer/personality but ends up being used as a puppet to push ideologies or make a profit purely off the basis that they are white.

Did you hear that Bart Baker is a white puppet? His latest video in China shows him smashing an iPhone and promoting Huawei as the best product. A lot of his work is just him being marionetted on camera by managers who only took him on because he's white and has some talent.

by KoreanKatastrophe November 26, 2020