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1.) The incident in which you make your presence known in prison in order to demonstrate that you are not one to be effed with. Best if done the day of or shortly after your arrival in prison.
2.) An incident in life in which one "goes for broke" in order to establish authority or street cred with others such as new co-workers, classmates or roommates.
The most poignant example, from which the term derives its name, is shanking a fellow prisoner in the neck while in the chowline after said prisoner cuts in front of you.
Sample sentence: "When Larry put his fist through the copy machine glass the first day of work then licked the blood off his fist with a smile, his prison chowline incident demonstrated to everyone at Intellefont IT Services that this guy was hardcore."
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Loud Fast Badass. Hailing from Austin TX, also known as SSP. Priding upon Loud and Aggressive Rock N Roll, SSP has been known to literally melt faces. Literally.
Man that dude that just wrecked his life was so Snake Skin Prison'd.
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A prison bitch is someone who wears bandanas, loves weed and sleeping in hot semi-truck sleepers. Also non stop talking and riding a pussy ass bicycle
Wade from Allen is a real Prison Bitch
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Mexican prison dance- when a group of Mexican prisoners (in cell block D) gang up and rape the shit out of a poor white elderly Jewish man and his asshole.
The great drug lord Matteo, and his bitches had a Mexican prison dance with his co-inmate nick Z
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This has its origins in London, UK and goes back at least 70 years. I heard it from my Dad and he presumably heard it from his.
It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.
Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?
Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"
A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.
"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"
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The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.
We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.
LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!
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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.
READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!
k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.
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