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Thickness

Thickness is a name given to a sexy thick, female with an ass like two 18" subwoofers.

Brandie's nickname from her boyfriend is "thickness".

by High-tech Redneck420 March 31, 2022


thick hogsman

A particularly thick, long, and girthy hog

(Penis)

I really do have a thick hogsman!

by Gerardimmortal August 12, 2022


La thick

La thick is a beautiful great person. Although maybe she will never realize she is beautiful and great we will. She is amazingly beautiful and caring. She has a great personality and cares a lot for her friends. She will always find the time to hype up her friends. She is very cool and fun to hangout with. If she was invited to a dead server on discord she would make the place more lively. La thick is a good bestie. You should always keep a la thick in your life. She also blocks you for no reason if she feels like it or she just has a "rEAsON"

Example
Guy: Hey you know la thick?
Girl: Of course I do shes the best person I've ever met

by Jay|dn July 24, 2021


good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.

Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA

by spadecard November 25, 2022


thick hustler

A female that is in shape but has a larger than normal body type with an emphasis on thick legs and butt.

Did you see that girl, she play softball her whole life, that booty, them legs! She's a thick hustler!!!

by Zrock September 26, 2017


Thick Nonmints

The opposite of Thin Mints.

Wanna buy a box of Thick Nonmints? :)

by ComputerWorld February 14, 2024


thick mami

Hailey

Hailey is David's thick mami

by Hailey'sDaddy May 30, 2017