Loki Laufeyson of Asgard.
Loki is our Rightful King.
The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.
S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any
T- You asked yesterday and the day before
S- Please
T- You’re the King Moocher
A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"
The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.
The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland who used to want to CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH. Dedede has become more of an ally to Kirby in his recent adventures but the two still have a rivalry.
"Who just stole all of our food?"
"Oh that was just King Dedede."
A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.
The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.