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asian sex

Sex in which the woman crouches on the man's penis in a cowgirl position facing the man, with both her legs resting on her feet, not her knees, with the feet placed by the side of the man's chest. Half Asian is where one leg is resting on the foot on the bed and the other on its knee.

He had Asian sex with her.

by Night Visitor December 31, 2007


asian girls

best girls on earth
can't speak English
cook good food
nice asses
great sex
and horizontal vaginas
what's better than that

Dude 1: Dude , i totally just fucked this asian chick last night and she had a horizontal vag.
Dude 2: Are you fucking serious man ?!?!? I wish i could get some asian girls !!!!!

by th3 t00t3r January 09, 2009


Asian Parents

There are many types of azn parents, some are better than others
few of em have no idea how to govern their children. Asian mom's are commonly housewives. They are strict on different levels. Likely to limit electronics. Usually has other korean mom's who they socialize with & get advice and also compare their children semi-competitively to competitively with other children. Azn dad's are usually intelligent but nevertheless strict. Often work long work hours.
they don't want their children(when they become adults) in sub-par locations. Their strictness is in most cases, derived from wanting you to become successful. Doctors are a common choice for parent recommendations for occupations which is statistically a good option
Strict n kind ones are probably the best. They get ticked if you get bad grades and yell but cool off soon. They give punishments (typically a ban from games or other electronic device) to teach you a lesson but it works! at least if they aren't super overly aggressive. More often than not, they use more "disciplinary action" at young ages to build things into children as they grow. Some mom's in this category want their children to be stylish and reflect it.
The abusive ones mindlessly (or maybe not, thinking it'll do SOME good) physically beat their children, hoping they will rule under fear but more often than not, it just makes the child depressed and want to escape their life at home.

Asian Parents are the best! ....when they don't beat you.

by theaznkid August 05, 2011


Asian Platypus

When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.

My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!

by Michael Lynch September 17, 2007


asian spinner

younger, petite, attractive asian woman. associated with adult entertainment, message and adult modeling.

she was the typical asian spinner. cute, around 5', 90 lbs., long black hair, perky c-cups and a nicely trimmed landing strip.

by demilieu July 04, 2014


stupid asian

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.

Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.

by hoagly January 16, 2011


Asian Fakies

"Asian Fakies" are a very rare type of model And/Or adult film star that is both Asian and has breast implants. Asian women normally do not get such enhancements, so Asian Fakies are not very common. But this makes them more unique. Examples of Asian Fakies include Francine Dee, Minka, Lena Li and Sakura Sena.

It's weird; I'm not always into breasts implants, but I have not yet seen any Asian Fakies that I did not like. It's just so rare that it's sexy on a whole different level!

by the2ndflood August 01, 2008