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Cool asian for example is a asian kid that EVERYONE at school knows. You may not know he/she but you have either seen or heard of them.
Person 1:See that kid over there?
Person 2:Yeah
Person 1:Hes a cool asian
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Sex in which the woman crouches on the man's penis in a cowgirl position facing the man, with both her legs resting on her feet, not her knees, with the feet placed by the side of the man's chest. Half Asian is where one leg is resting on the foot on the bed and the other on its knee.
He had Asian sex with her.
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best girls on earth
can't speak English
cook good food
nice asses
great sex
and horizontal vaginas
what's better than that
Dude 1: Dude , i totally just fucked this asian chick last night and she had a horizontal vag.
Dude 2: Are you fucking serious man ?!?!? I wish i could get some asian girls !!!!!
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There are many types of azn parents, some are better than others
few of em have no idea how to govern their children. Asian mom's are commonly housewives. They are strict on different levels. Likely to limit electronics. Usually has other korean mom's who they socialize with & get advice and also compare their children semi-competitively to competitively with other children. Azn dad's are usually intelligent but nevertheless strict. Often work long work hours.
they don't want their children(when they become adults) in sub-par locations. Their strictness is in most cases, derived from wanting you to become successful. Doctors are a common choice for parent recommendations for occupations which is statistically a good option
Strict n kind ones are probably the best. They get ticked if you get bad grades and yell but cool off soon. They give punishments (typically a ban from games or other electronic device) to teach you a lesson but it works! at least if they aren't super overly aggressive. More often than not, they use more "disciplinary action" at young ages to build things into children as they grow. Some mom's in this category want their children to be stylish and reflect it.
The abusive ones mindlessly (or maybe not, thinking it'll do SOME good) physically beat their children, hoping they will rule under fear but more often than not, it just makes the child depressed and want to escape their life at home.
Asian Parents are the best! ....when they don't beat you.
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When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.
My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!
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younger, petite, attractive asian woman. associated with adult entertainment, message and adult modeling.
she was the typical asian spinner. cute, around 5', 90 lbs., long black hair, perky c-cups and a nicely trimmed landing strip.
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Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.
Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!
The world explodes.
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