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The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.
(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that
Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.
My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.
This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.
Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry
Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.
Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"
An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
Pearls Before Swine is the worst show on television