The Council of Fourteen minus Ten

The Council of Fourteen minus Ten is an Ancient order founded by four Legendary Heroes, Lord Snaffles, God The Great, Fonzi McDepp, and Batman. The Council sees all and Rules all If you are not bowing to the Council you should be.

OBEY THE COUNCIL OR DIE

14 - 10 = awesome

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so ten minutes ago

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.

a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

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Seven ten split

A girl who is actually a seven but truly believes she's a 10. Also see delusional

Colleen has great tits but she's not anywhere close to hot. What a seven ten split!

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ten best cars ever

In no particular order...

Jaguar E-type (pre-1973)
Ford Gt/GT40
Rolls-Royce Phantom VI
Ferrari 250 GTO
Jaguar XJ220
Mercedes-Benz 560 sec
Aston Martin DB9
Porsche 911 GT turbo
Morgan Aero eight GT
Bugatti type 41

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close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

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Ten Granola Bar Day

That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting

Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.

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Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.

1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.

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