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The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.
I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.
When you get a bloody nose while eating a girl out.
I was munching this girl’s box and just ended up giving her a reverse period
The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.
Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.
After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.
A slang that is a rule that does not use a period at the end.
My name is Goku
I just used the No-Period-Rule
A slang that is a rule that does not use a period at the end.
The worst part of the day that just gets you prepared for 4 more days of the week filled with pain and tourture.
In 1st period i was sad knowing ill have to do this 5 morw times 4 days, of every week
Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.
Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period
Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst
The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.
I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.