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This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.
The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.
Dream SMP animator.
Known for making the Warriors animatic, The Fall, Dawn of the 16th, and Techno vs Dream.
By the members of the DSMP recognizing Sad-ist they quickly gained fame and are currently continuing on improving their animating skills and making animatics of the DSMP arcs and storylie.
friend: Who made this animation?
Me: Sad-ist did!
When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.
Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!
When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot
I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since
The direct opposite or antonym of cool beans (refers to a sad face with multiple parentheses following).
Person 1: “Dude, my SO broke up with me this morning.”
Person 2: “Sad chins, dude.”
Person 1: “I know :(((((((“
when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.
When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.