From ' The Hungary Caterpillar' used to convey sarcasm. Can be used when an event goes badly or in response to a undesirable statement.
Example 1:
Some stole my bike. This makes me a sad catapanda.
Example 2:
Tim: "What's with him?"
Jim "Ignore him, hes a sad catapanda at the moment"
When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.
The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.
Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.
Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?
Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
in your feels dreaming of & desperately desiring being in a relationship in the idealized life with him/her
like down bad but without the horny, also known as down sadge
"Alexa play Heat Waves, I'm feeling down sad"
"I'm so down sad for this girl man, she's perfect. Been daydreaming of us all day."
Is a person that covers their depression with memes. They look like to be that happiest one in the room but really is dying inside.
"you think I'm happy all the time but really I'm just a sad memer."
When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.
Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!