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Tyler: I like nig nuts and I cannot like
Ryan: Ay that's gay
Noah: Dude what the fuck
Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
An ice cream cone you just busted so much in it is completely filled
When a man has an orgasm inside of a duck.
Man i totaly cluck nuted that duck in the park.
A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls
I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.
a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.
Person 1: you know what december is?
Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!
Where you fuck a girl in the ass long enough to where her ass leaks on your balls
Bro1: Bro i fucked her ass to long I got oil nuts
Bro2: wtf bro that nasty