Why did my definition get rejected?

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.

Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?

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Did you get your homework done

Phrase your friend utters when he didn't get his homework done and wants to copy yours.

Jared: "Hey Jew Fro, did you get your homework done?"

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Jared: "Can I copy it. I was up all night playing Call of Duty."

Me: "I suppose."

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Fuck bitches Get Money Shoot Heroin

1. When one's goal is to fuck as many women and make as much money as possible, while simultaneously getting as fucked up as possible, on any hard street drug.

2. A multi-tasker.

Tonight we will fuck bitches get money shoot Heroin. We will be very busy.

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Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.

Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.

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Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

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Get over that stupid boy day

You cant cry over that stupid boy that just broke your heart. Or any boy for that matter.

You cant cry over that boy because its get over that stupid boy day.

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the battle of ni and pog to get ggers

which side

po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-

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