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I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
In health insurance, it refers to a health plan with such a high deductible (the amount that you pay out of pocket before the plan pays anything) that it will only be likely to cover you in the case of a serious health catastrophe such as heart surgery, cancer, or an accident requiring multiple procedures and surgery.
Catastrophic coverage is less expensive than other plans, but you get what you pay for.
When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.
Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”
When a group of mentally disabled kids does a rampage at school.
Dame those sped kids have started a retard catastrophe at school yesterday
When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.
I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.
when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios
man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios
A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)
“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”