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Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task
I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!
The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.
He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.
When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.
I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.
When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away
Where's my pudding gone Steve?
The crafty swiper has had it
A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer
Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya
Popping a miracle berry tab before going down on your significant other to improve the flavor.
Crafty Russell: I have no example To try & explain this term. Go try it out!
A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.