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when your GF Or BF Plays with your pubes or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a mass of hairyness or some kind of jumper.
last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my pubes into a scarfe to keep my dick warm!!
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A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.
You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.
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A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.
Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?
Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!
Henry: Quite so old bean!
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Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something
Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."
Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
A knit wave cap is a wave cap that is made by knitting yarn. has some of the best knit wave caps around. Knit wave caps are usually worn by black people, and in David Spate's video of PORN (Prisoners on the Run NIGGA) talk video on YouTube, his nigga John Ollie is featured wearing a knit wave cap.
Damn where you get that Knit Wave Cap? From a site named Nigga that stuff is the shit now.
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A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.
Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
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