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The mooninites ultimate weapon.
Ignignoc: Mooninites unite!
Err: Lock in!
Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser!
Err: It is over now!
Ignignoc: The bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!
Err: Jumping...is useless!
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a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.
that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.
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The sound created while a man's penis is inserted in a woman's anus and the woman farts quickly and repeatedly. This sound is created by the air escaping though the small openings between the penis and anus, creating a high, squeaking noise resembling the sound of a laser gun.
I was plowing Ellen last night, and she shot out a huge laser gun!
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Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
Laser kittens play a large roll in in World War III.
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When you shoot crazy ass lasers out of your nipples.
Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"
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The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''
Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."
1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.
2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.
3.A excersise machine for cats.
4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations
5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.
DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.
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