An almighty and all-poweful god.
In this house we all worship Peppa Pig.
a 7.1 obese pig with 4 eyes that even scars me.
peppa pig is so obese.
Peppa Pig, also knows as breakfast, is a British slut who lives with a family of pigs. She has a midget brother, a fat ass disabled father and a whorebag of a mum. Throughout their reality show, you can clearly see how much of a dumbass the whole family is
Daughter: “Mum can I watch Peppa Pig?”
Mum: “Is it too late to abort?!”
The saltiest little piggy who ever lived.
Person 1: did you watch that sick episode of Peppa Pig last night?
Person 2: heck ya! She fat shamed Daddy Pig so hard!
A cocky ass bitch who thinks she owns the place and is a right bitch to her mates. Year 9s are a bit like peppa but nobody cares because peppa is goals
Ffs fam ur like peppa pig innit fam
One of the worst TV shows in the world. It's about this pig named Peppa and her family. It's more annoying than listening to 'Baby' by Justin Bieber or 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. It's even worse than Barney or Dora the Explorer
Every time I see it on, it makes me want to change the channel to something way better like Top Gear, Wheeler Dealers, etc. I'm sorry, but I would rather be involved in a plane crash than watch this TERRIBLE excuse for a TV show.
Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig. This is my little brother George, this is Mummy Pig, and this is Daddy Pig.
Me: (to Peppa) And this is what happens when I see your stupid and idiotic TV show on the air! (I then shoot Peppa, George and their mum and dad with an AK-47 rifle)
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