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shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 15, 2003

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shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

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shlong

a large penis... like mine....

Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!

by JoeyJoeJ0 May 6, 2004

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shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.

I would rather die than have my shlong removed.

by Dillon Byrne December 7, 2003

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Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

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Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

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shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003

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