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Getting hit with a cardboard drinks container, specifically thrown out of a passing-car's window.
Pete and his friends where walking down the street when a subway drink got thrown at him, out of a car window.
"wtf!"
"hahaha unlucky Pete!, you just got subwayed!"
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a foot that is somehow less than 12"
Henray: catch any fish yesterday
Lenray: just 3 small ones, the biggest was a subway foot long
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A bar with features like the subway in Tokyo. Namely, loud, hot and overcrowded, with a lot of groping.
After we get wasted, let's hit the Tokyo Subway--you know, the Linebacker Lounge.
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A crappy old subway system where trains are always delayed, and the system is dirty with littered trash and rats. In is also very crowded, and the doors are always being held and squeeze to get in.
However It is quite satisficing when listening to the trains announcements and engines. (Stand clear of the Closing doors please), (buzzzzzzzzzzz)
Common, I'm gonna be late for work, but the NYC Subway is so messy and trashy that the trains always are delayed!!! But I do love the sounds, so I guess worth it?
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When the Subway employee takes to long to take your order or messes up your sandwich so bad that one has no other choice but to Go Subway on that employee.
Rick - {Waiting at the counter for 5 minutes}
Sub employee - May I help you?
Rick - I would like a Cold Cut please.
Sub employee - {After making the Sandwich} What would you like on your BMT sir?
Rick - Listen you dumb BITCH, I waited for 5 fucking minutes only for you to take my order and you fucked that up too... {Continues for many minutes.}
Now thats Going Subway!
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Subway sexists is so holy
I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
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In baseball, when two teams from the same city (usually in different leagues) meet.
Began with the Boston Braves vs. Boston Red Sox. Today it's popular to describe the New York Mets vs. New York Yankees series as the subway series.
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