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Tentative name given to a male acquaintance or friend whose name you've totally forgotten.
Reasons for forgetting include: Not seeing them in a long time, forgotten name after being introduced, and/or too inebriated to function properly.
Friend: James! How have you been, it's been so long!
You: Hey man! Great to see you! I'm doing well!
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Manning is know to be a top tear in anything he does.He’s also know to be great with the ladies and has a stunning personality and really funny at times.A Manning is normal really anti-social and likes to get things done on his own.
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1.) opposite of female; containing a penis
2.) one who is typically bashed on (look at the other definitions) by females mostly due to the fact that males make *sarcasm* horrible, chauvinistic, and awful definitions about females. Although the definitions for females are generally non-sexist and sometimes fairly nice, very little seem to be sexist.
3.) also stereotyped by females to only want a relationship for "ass", and not to give a care in the world about the girlfriend as long as he gets some. Although many, many, many males are perverted, this doesn't mean they are pussy maniacs and hell bent on sex. Some of them do however only want it for sex, but these low lifes can easily be spotted and any honest girl could avoid a relationship with him.
Male urban Dictionary user: *looks up woman* these aren't that bad and anyone who makes a big deal out of them are fucking ridiculous. Maybe our female counterparts made some good definitions about males. *looks up man* The fuck is this hypocracy?
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The head of the establishment
Also the first Urban Dictionary post.
Urban Dictionary in 1999: The man: The Head of the establishment
Urban Dictionary now: Everything is euphemism for something NSFW and if not, it’s a sex act.
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The definition that get's the most insults. This is probably because a girl got dumped by her boyfriend(s) and is for some weird reason convinced that every single man in the world is automatically a pig who only cares about sex. It doesn't make sense to me, since I have been dumped plenty of times but you don't see me posting on Urban Dictionary that all women are bitches when I (A sensible person who isn't sexist) have been dumped plenty of times. Some girls also think that they get insulted a lot on here, but that's obviously not true because if you look up Women you'll see a whole list of several complements given to girls while for men it's the opposite.
Person A: Ugh, my boyfriend broke up with me!
Person B: Sorry to hear about that.
Person A: Shut up! You're a man so you're automatically a stupid, selfish, sexist pig who only cares about sex!
Person (on urban dictionary): *looks up women* Beautiful person, someone who you want to find to spend the rest of your life with, deserves respect, amazing, Gods gift to men, intelligent, wonderful, NOT a kitchen tool, person, someone who can cause great pain or great love.
Person: Wow! This is all very insulting I better post on Urban Dictionary that all men are sexist pigs to show that I deserve respect too!
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What your son will become. Raise him right.
Just have a penis and you'll be a man. What is all this "you aren't a real man UNLESS"...crap meanwhile you have definitions for woman like "What your daughter will become. Raise her right." Like you just have to have a vagina and be 18 but somehow only 1 out of every million men is a "real man" by some other bollocks definition. Time to set that bs straight.
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Refers to your crush, it does not refer to the gender of your crush in anyway.
person 1: Who's your mans?
person 2: I don't have a mans.
person 1: How do you not have a mans!?
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