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Everyone's favorite dog-fighting quarterback.
Mike Vick will have a dog fighting simulator coming out soon.
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One of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.
First, tell me how many scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...
Michael Vick will never lead his team to a Super Bowl unless he improves his passing.
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A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.
Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?
Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.
Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist
Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.
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A Man Who Abuses Dogs Cause He thinks he is a pimp and can get away with everything Because he is a star and thinks he is above the law
He man Call up Michael vick so he can kill my dog
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A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.
Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.
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The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.
Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.
Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.
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Not your normal everyday type of Monkey Nigger. This offshoot breed is very specific consisting of just one individual with a distinct homogeneous(not to be confused with Fag Nigger), appearance (phenotype), homogeneous behavior(dog abusing fucktard), and/or other characteristics that distinguish it from other Niggers of the same species. This specific breed is as fucking retarded and low as it gets, the main characteristics include, but are not limited to; using helpless animals, specifically dogs, as if they are not worthy of dignity or humane treatment, making large sums of money that would sustain multiple generations and within a few years winding up a broke ass nigger, spending said money on niggerish activities (i.e. dogfighting)...... This is the lowest form of any breed known to exist, and shouldn't be allowed to procreate in normal nigger fashion. It should be eradicated, not supported, endorsed or generally acknowledged as even being human. Simply put #FUCKmichaelvick, piece of shit dog abusing jiggaboo, monkey ass bitch!
What was the name of that Porch Monkey who used dogs to fight each other???
You're talking about that piece of shit Michael Vick, right?
Yeah, that's the dickless, low life porcher I was thinking about.
#FUCKmichaelvick
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