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Term used for when you are having stomach pains or are on the verge of having chronic diarrhea.
I always get bowel ninjas after I eat too much.
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The worst damn thing that can happen. The worst, but probably not the most worst thing.
The fact that you believe me must be that you are in the “bowels of hell” .
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The process of defecating on stage during one's curtian bow at the end of the last performance of the run of a theatrical production.
The Janitor proudly mopped the stage floor after the brilliant actor, with a bitter sweet tear, took his final bowel before the audience.
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an agent of constipation or stress.
ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.
This is when your bowels instinctively shutdown when you are preparing to go around a friends/family members house.
Don’t ask how it happens it just shuts down, i think it a mix of embracement and pure fear (fear of looking like an ass) that triggers a shutdown
It’s a rare talent and can only be possible for a few days (not for longer than 3 days max if you do you can totally fuck up your bowels)
This rare talent is especially good when you don’t want to take a shit, dump or poo (whatever you feel appropriate) around a family members house (especially when you have-not seen them for a long time, or when around a friend’s house who’s sister is hot and you don’t want to embarrass yourself by stinking out the bathroom.
Mark; my parents surprised me with going around my uncles house at the weekend, I have-not seen him in ages, I think I’ll have to do a bowel shutdown
Or
tom; I’m of around Tim’s house for a few day, and I really like his sister she is soooo hot, I’ll have to prepare for a bowel shutdown
The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!