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People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.
Logan wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
what your boyfriend has
jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy
cause you don't have a boyfriend
What females who downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call them out say men have when they get turned down.
“Hey wanna take me out for dinner? *eats Big Mac*”
Sorry I’m still grieving the loss of my late wife.
“Wow you have small dick energy, your loss anyway *has heart attack*”
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A man who will talk shit about everyone and bring them down to compensate for his tiny dick.
Douche bag: hey bro you’re so uglyyy and a fag
Guy: Hey bro just because you drive an F150 that your daddy bought you doesn’t make your dick any bigger than 2 inches,and you say I’m ugly but tell me why you haven’t had a girlfriend while I dated a model... oh wait you’ve been friend zoned by all the nasty hoes you!?
Douche bag: Shut up pretty boy! My dick is big enough!
Guy: Small Dick talk all you want big boi.
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Entitled men pricks who thinks their $#1+ doesn’t stink. For example: Andrew Tate, Elon Must, and Donald Trump.
Andrew has small dick energy by driving his 2022 Range Rover and wearing his 6 Rolex watches. He’s also acting like his middle rear section.
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When a guy has small dick energy he is mainly just being a absolute twat
Emmanuel and Elijah has small dick energy
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a disease that when u give a blowjob the man can not fill ur mouth cause his penis is to small
small dick syndrome- man has a very small dick
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