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having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.
she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached
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When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.
-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.
-I just beached one.
-I've been beaching shits all day.
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Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists
It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!
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(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.
- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!
- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!
- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"
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The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"
We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.
It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.
That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach
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1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.
2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.
1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."
1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."
2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."
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When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
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