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Smoking small pieces of Hashish (BTs) inside a bottle using a cigartte.
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A person from the lower peninsula of Michigan. The Mackinac Bridge separates the upper peninsula from the lower peninsula, hence "trolls" live under the bridge.
Person #1 from upper peninsula......"Hey man, aren't we partying with your cousin from Detroit who is coming into town tonight?"
Person #2 from upper peninsula......"No, that fuckin troll won't be here until tomorrow."
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A person on the internet (usually YouTube) who doesn't have anything to do with their life so they go around starting arguments.
There are:
Plain trolls- Average troll
Bashing trolls- Go around yelling and swearing and not using periods.
Smartass trolls- Use big words to try and sound smart
Non caring trolls- Claim to not care even though they do
Opinion trolls- Are prejudice
12 year old trolls- Can't spell one word right or punctuate
Blaming troll: Looks for reasons to hate someone.
Plain troll:
"How dumb do you have to be to like this? My god, get off the internet"
Bashing troll:
"THIS SHIT SUCKS Y DO PPL LIKE THIS SHIT OMG WTF LOLOL"
Smartass troll:
"So she stopped singing in the middle of her concert to sign a painting? But how inconsiderate of her! That shows she has no affection for her audience. How did you know they wanted that painting signed? She ruined it, she bastardized the beauty of something someone worked so hard on. It clearly shows how everyone's maturity towers above hers."
Non caring troll:
"Yeah, I didn't ask for this. I don't care if you're overreacting because I posted a comment. Stop wasting your time and don't reply."
12 year old troll:
"dis rly suks i men srsly how can ay1 evr lyke dis lol"
Blaming troll:
"But when you pause at 0:32 you can see a triangle. And when you play the video backwards, you can hear "the devil I love". This person is clearly satanic and trying to brainwash you."
Opinion troll:
"Why are you getting all mad? Yeah, I said you're an idiot for liking this, I said this was the biggest waste of my time EVER, but I'm just stating my opinion, and you need to respect that."
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1: Melkor's corruption of the Ents
2: Someone who goes out of their way to spam and flame
Troll sat alone on his seat of stone…
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Cannibalistic Ogre from mainly Scandinavian Folklore. Hairy, longnosed, brutish and Bug-eyed, they may also have multiple heads or horns. They come in all sizes, and either burst or turn to stone when sunlight hits them. They lurk in gloomy forests and dark caverns, and especially like to devour small children. However, they are usually pretty thick and can be outwitted with clever tricks.
The Females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.
Gretir fought one.
Moomins are nice versions.
Gonks are sometimes called Trolls
Billy Goats Gruff are well known Troll Slayers.
To get past one guarding a bridge, just tell them someone grossly fat is waddling the same way about half a mile back. Gets em every time.
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Not cyberbullying.
Some people do horrible things that can make others depressed or even commit suicide. They call themselves trolls, and the media believes them, but they aren't trolls. They are cyberbullies and horrible people. Good trolls can make both people laugh in the end.
Person 1: I just sent someone death threats because they said something I disagree with! Trolling is so great.
Person 2: You aren't a troll. You're just an asshole.
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Hunting for trolls.
Trollers hang around under bridges with troll guns at night (since trolls turn to stone in daylight), in the hope of bagging a troll head as a trophy.
As a VERY endangered (i.e. nonexistent) species, trolls are protected by law, and trolling is therefore illegal.
The police arrested two hobbits yesterday on charges of trolling.
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