The deeply unproductive period of time you spend waiting on your favorite websites to update, refreshing periodically and putting off any real work until you've had your fix.
I spent all morning stuck in update limbo and didn't manage to get one report in.
Related to Intoxifacebookated.
Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
When a Game Has an Update That Totally Sexualizes The Game
Stewie: Why Did Minecraft Make Me Cum?
Peter: Because It Had a Sex Update!
The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
The very first ancestor. 70000 years of age. He was never a focal point in his life. He was simply a measly bystander. He struggles to cope with modern life. Think of him like captain America when he got freed from the ice. He lacks common sense and looks like a T-Rex.
What's going on? I don't have a clue!
Bruh you fucking nivi update!!!!!!
When you record a video blog of yourself, giving updates about your life for everyone you know to watch on facebook. You can communicate big events that a status update won't cover the details of (such as car crashes, failed romances, new kittens, etc), and it's more exciting than writing a note.
Wallner: Did you watch Anna's latest video update?
Dunder: Yeah! It was so interesting, and her hair looks great!
Wallner: I never miss an update!
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A change to one's facebook status.
"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"
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