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If you try to attract women with cheese, youβ€˜re gonna end up with rats.

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.

Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, youβ€˜re gonna end up with rats.

by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021


Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them

Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

by Lamborghini Murcielago Guy September 13, 2019

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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 9, 2011

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i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet

u want your hand in the woman

i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it

by not all blacks have ebola June 11, 2019

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 23, 2003

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Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

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I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 17, 2017

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