Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!
When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.
"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"
There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....
You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!
The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.
Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!
When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work
Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."