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Westhoughton High School is the place where all the year 11s look like middle aged men, until you get into year 11 and see that nearly all of your mates have the mental age of an undeveloped foetus. You'll most likely despise the majority of your teachers who's only aim is to make a living, and by the time you're in year 11 and your GCSE exams come around, your Maths will be your best mate. During your time in Westhoughton, you'll achieve a decent standard of education, unless you happen to join the 80% of students on hard drugs. In which case you are most likely fucked. Don't forget that you will miss the dinner ladies, so use your time wisely.
Friend1: "So, who are you gonna miss now that we've left Westhoughton High School?"
Friend2: "Gonna have to be the dinner lady ;("
Orchard View High School, High school consisting of the utmost annoying people, and the most avid vapers. Kids have made more money telling on people for vaping here than someone who works a full time job.
“Oh yeah Orchard View High School? That’s where my plug goes”
A shitty school full of rednecks and generally unpleasant people.
Example: “That stuff doesn’t belong in a school” -Mrs Howell referring to Pride flags someone brought to school. Sweeny High School 🙄
Its a shitehole of a school that doesny care wit theyre students dae
they basically get payed money to make the school better but use it to get new staff
they also think that vapes are the “worst thing about”
dont go to this school, ye’ll either get jumped, slandered or traumatised, mostly all of the above
only Junkies go to this school, and it has a bunch of neds and weirdos x
Mum: I wanna send my kid to Glenrothes high school
Other mum: wouldnt do that, they’d never make it out alive.
mum: oh gosh!
filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.
the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”
The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.
Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks
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Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.
boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate